Blog Entries For May 2005

"More a question than a curse/but how could hell be any worse" - Bad Religion
Good question... bad month.

Woot! Got a new camera phone with awesome image quality, 32 megs storage, night mode of doom, and drag and drop photos, so this is the last month of the 352x288 craps.

I swear to god, the caf tried to serve cat food. They didn't even this shit, there was nothing they could pass this off as. It smelled like cat food, looked like cat food, tasted like cat did they think we wouldn't figure it out? Shit...

The chem studying is... not going so well.

Unauthorized vehicles will be removed by TOWING COMPANY!!!

Karissa trying to carry her bass to class is the most adorable thing I ever seen. She was holding it in a bear hug trying to see over it when I took this. So cute!

Sleep Deprivation: 1
Kerouac: 0

Sleep Deprivation: 2
Kerouac: 0
WTF is that thing?

Can't remember this night at all - maybe I overdid it. So many stories... don't remember any of it.

...Because we hate ourselves.

Why can't we go a week without a food fight... oh yeah, that might be my fault. Well, Karissa started it.

The 'I Hate Life' dance.

Camden... and 30 seconds later we earned the best car ride ever...

Moo!

The article in this bodybuilding magazine is titled "Priest molests abs". It's about a guy named Priest, who seems to have good abs, but shit...

Jeff and Katy went mudd wrestling in the rain.

Strange skies today lit the city red all afternoon. I am going to miss this view at the house next year. Not the trains though - I will not be misssing the train tracks under the window.

This month's awesome skyline sunsets,

This month's google.com ranks, as found in the referral log files on the first 10 days of the month:
"check out my boobs" : 9 of 809, beaten by Jennifer Lopez
"apple cinnamon pop tarts" : 7 of 115, just below Kellogg's
"bishop omega shelton" : 5 of 8700, above any of the churches represented
"nerd's rope" : 4 of 800, with the manufacturer nowhere in sight
"Pornogami" : 100 of 4510
"watkin glen photos" : 8 of 1440
"mechashiva" : 7 of 23
Admire the randomness a photoblog will get you on google...

Testing the new night-mode camera phone on Steve. Holy crap, sexiest camera phone feature ever!

Jeff, being Jon, by carrying an umbrella around in his pants.

Belgian Sugar Waffles! ...maybe I am the only one who finds this sign so damned funny...

The Second Floor, on the second floor

Check out the baby?!?!?

Wha-----

Sunset pics of the week - so much cooler with the new cam

Well, the end of May has been a lot better then the beginning, and a lot less expensive. Here's the last set of pictures.

He was talking, then 30 seconds later, Amanda says "I think he's rubbing my leg... no, I think he's just twitching. Matt, what are you doing? Oh, god, he's asleep like that!"

Sleep: 2
Calculus: 0
Juliana will never forgive me.

Just wait, it'll compile, you'll see.

Check out the house number - it's sup3r-1337. Me and Snyder were both taking a picture of this late at night, and the owners walked up and looked really confused and worried. So we did the logical thing and ran.

Steve and Timo have hot man sex.

Jeff tries for the British Jew look.

So this didn't quite turn out to be poker, but I'm better at this anyway.

Steve is standing, but for how long?

This is why we like Alexis so much. Well, it's not the only reason...

The best, most useful sale in history...

I found this on a wall on the second floor. Caty swore that it wasn't written in blood. Then she cut herself to show me. Caty is crazy. I still think its blood.

UPenn has a food court on campus called "Real Food At Penn". First of all, that is a great stab at the cafeteria food. Second, none of that qualifies as real food.

I wandered around and took some pictures of the neighborhood we are all moving into in July. They were all taken at around 1am, so the night mode kicked the quality in the balls a little, but here it goes:

Here's the general store. Yep.

There are 4 funeral parlors in 5 blocks. This one goes on for 3 city blocks, and, well, its basically a factory with a new sign.

This is the grocery store. Notice how the top floors are abandoned and you can see right through them to the other side, and the bottom half is spray painted yellow.

The overdone-ness.