Blog Entries For September 2004

9/19: "Yar, thar be the post-its." - Me

9/20: Quit work, 53 hours till college, and thats all that is important. Maybe I should start packing...

9/21: 41 hours till college, still haven't started packing, and Oingo Boingo CD's are here.
"The white folks think theyre on the top ask any proud white male
A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle" - rest of the song

Finally made it to the college thing, managed to actually start packing 12 hours before I had to leave. It's kinda sad that that is an imporvement. Anyway, just to prove that I'm finally all grown up:

9/22: Wow, that is the most fun I have had in my underwear in a long time. - Me

College - where every day is stranger than the last, and downloading an MP3 takes less than a second. I think I am in my happy place.
Since I am taking this out of my AIM profile and I don't want to forget it, heres the entire result of the roadtrip to Canada, with credit going to everyone there.
I like my coffee like I like my women:
- warm and in my lap btwn my legs while im driving
- gone in the morning
- with an automatic drip
- less than 15 minutes old
- able to keep a lid on it
- wrapped up in airtight plastic
- with globs of brown ground stuck to their bottom
- picked out for me by an old indian woman
- available on every corner (for $1.50)
- twice a day
- with a little hole
- wearig flannel (credit to alan)
There is also kugel kegel crab-walk pong, but I think that might actually be too nasty for the internet.

The view from my dorm:

9/25: "So, what you are saying is that the reason there is dark matter is that aliens are stealing our dimensions?!?!?!?!" - Mike

9/25: You wimp, there is NO WAY you can even be thinking about going to bed before breakfast! - Me

Jellyfish tastes good, squid candy tastes good, breath smells bad, Chinatown is fun. w00t for geek parties, w00t for geeks, and w00t for college. Plus, I found where to get Apple Cinnamon Pop-tarts. So all is good. Here's a picture from the Chinatown restaurant, find what's wrong here:

Random geek parties are the best! Space Empires IV is gonna make me fail out of college (thanks Jeff), but at least our room finally has some boobs. Once again, a major crisis is solved with a little help from duct tape.

9/29: The Bible knows no such rain as this. I almsot had to swim to dinner. The hallway is leaking, and the first floor showers are starting to flood. There are ripples going across the floor of the dining hall, which looks like a steam room around anything hot. Add to the list of advantages of college: I got to play in puddles and no one could tell me to stop. Then I got into a splash fight in the dining hall lake. Which is why another day at Drexel has gone by and still no normal ones in sight. Walking barefoot across campus carrying my shoes and than trying to dry my socks on the chair next to me while eating was not what I expected to do this morning. Yet the free food was not to be passed up, even if the apocalypse was beginning. Alas, happiness is chaos, and so am I.