Blog Entries For December 2004

Latest LAN party: 12 player HALO across 3 TV's. I think we probably set a new building record for noise complaints (and the number of floors they came from).

Steve getting pwn3d: took 5 people, duct tape, at least an hour, many casualties (I borke a toe somewhere in the tangle, I think on Matt's nuts), and at least one look at what Timo wears under his kilt (go with your worst-case-scenario on this one and you should guess right). Dunno who took these pictures. Things to notice: Timo in NOTHING but a kilt (WTF?!?!?), Andy in the fishnet shirt, and Amanda's little brother joining in.

This candy is called NERD's rope. And thats exactly what it says, if you look at it completely straight when you read it. If you see it slightly from an angle (as I first did), the cursive turns it somehow into NERD's rape (an ominous sign around the Drexel campus).

From Condom Kingdom on South Street comes the Clitteriffic, winner of the best name ever for a sex toy.

CK also brings us Pornogami, the Japanese art of dirty paperfolding. Note the origami sperms in the background.

From a Chinatown dollar-store comes this anatomically correct WTF item:

and some cheesecake (uber-w00t-ness)

Karissa gets December's prestigious caught-asleep-somewhere-random award:

And last on the December who-took-this-picture list is me getting killed by Timo (can't seem to remember what caused this)

It's 1AM, the Calculus final is at 8AM, and it is going to rape everyone (in the worst possible way).

So what are we doing? Connect-the-dots. Note where I fucked up the counting and connected 26 to 29. That's why I don't think studying for calculus is all that important.